Socially Awkward Penguin

Other people are standing in front of needed items at the grocery store Walks around store and comes back to see if they're still there.

Other people are standing in front of needed items at the grocery store Walks around store and comes back to see if they're still there.    Socially Awkward Penguin

"we have one in the back" as an excuse to go use the restroom use the restroom, forget to grab item, come back empty handed

Does something embarrassing friend makes a meme of it and reaps karma

Does something embarrassing  friend makes a meme of it and reaps karma  Socially Awkward Penguin

blow air out of nose at funny post in the office make a series of weird noises to conceal your amusement

blow air out of nose at funny post in the office make a series of weird noises to conceal your amusement  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally bumps into wine bottles at store "Sorry"

Accidentally bumps into wine bottles at store

People mention they have to use the bathroom "Have fun"

People mention they have to use the bathroom

Friend's sister gives you a hug boobs make contact because you're overweight

Friend's sister gives you a hug boobs make contact because you're overweight  Socially Awkward Penguin

Trying to pee at a urinal Some one approaches the urinal next to me: abort mission

Trying to pee at a urinal Some one approaches the urinal next to me: abort mission  Socially Awkward Penguin

every time someone says "hi there"... i have to fight the urge to say "face here"

every time someone says

Coughs in public snot ends up on the inside of arm

Coughs in public snot ends up on the inside of arm  Socially Awkward Penguin
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