Socially Awkward Penguin

"i just wish she would make the first move!" speech reduced to quiet embarrassed mumbles when she does

Sees very cute girl at wal-mart Heart starts beating fast Has heart attack and dies

Sees very cute girl at wal-mart Heart starts beating fast Has heart attack and dies   Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to push door open for hot girl pull.

Tries to push door open for hot girl pull.  Socially Awkward Penguin

watch how fast others drink their beer slow down so you don't finish yours first

watch how fast others drink their beer slow down so you don't finish yours first  Socially Awkward Penguin

yell horrible things at ms. chiu "um, ok"

yell horrible things at ms. chiu

Makes eye contact Doesn't know which eye to focus on.

Makes eye contact Doesn't know which eye to focus on.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friday night appear offline

Friday night  appear offline   Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to a public toilet to take a shit walks out before doing it because is afraid of farting

goes to a public toilet to take a shit  walks out before doing it because is afraid of farting  Socially Awkward Penguin

Says something so people don't think he's weird Says something weird

Says something so people don't think he's weird Says something weird  Socially Awkward Penguin

someone says "enjoy your meal" or "have a nice flight" you too

someone says
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