Socially Awkward Penguin

what's your poison? pay, hand over, never talk to her again

what's your poison? pay, hand over, never talk to her again  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets introduced to girl by friend girl hooks up with friend

Gets introduced to girl by friend girl hooks up with friend  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally says something quietly Repeat yourself louder then realize they heard you the first time

Accidentally says something quietly Repeat yourself louder then realize they heard you the first time  Socially Awkward Penguin

CHOKES on spit I`M OKAY. NOTHING HAPPENED.

CHOKES on spit I`M OKAY. NOTHING HAPPENED.  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Oh hey bob!" "Hi." "oh your name is bob too?" "No.."

friend's car windows fog up Holds breath for the rest of the car ride

friend's car windows fog up Holds breath for the rest of the car ride  Socially Awkward Penguin

receives friend request while already on facebook wakes up from dream

receives friend request while already on facebook wakes up from dream  Socially Awkward Penguin

Adds a bunch of random people to Facebook because friend count embarrassingly low Can't post anything in front of all these strangers now

Adds a bunch of random people to Facebook because friend count embarrassingly low Can't post anything in front of all these strangers now  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk into empty movie theater Sits in the far back

Walk into empty movie theater Sits in the far back  Socially Awkward Penguin

pushes yes for recipt at gas pump: "see attendant inside for recipt." leave

pushes yes for recipt at gas pump:
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