Socially Awkward Penguin

Black cashier: "How are you doing today, sir?" "What up mane?"

Black cashier:

Talking to a cute girl please dont get a boner please dont get a boner please dont get a boner

Talking to a cute girl please dont get a boner please dont get a boner please dont get a boner  Socially Awkward Penguin

Send girl a thoughtful message on facebook accidentally post it to her wall.

Send girl a thoughtful message on facebook accidentally post it to her wall.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Calling your friend to hang out Adrenaline rush

Calling your friend to hang out Adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

EMPTY SEAT NEXT TO CUTE GIRL ON BUS STANDS

EMPTY SEAT NEXT TO CUTE GIRL ON BUS STANDS  Socially Awkward Penguin

Go in for a hug Hit her in the mouth with my shoulder

Go in for a hug Hit her in the mouth with my shoulder  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets Christmas Card in mail Proof in writing of actual friendship.

Gets Christmas Card in mail Proof in writing of actual friendship.  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to the bathroom at lunch fly has been down since getting to work

goes to the bathroom at lunch fly has been down since getting to work  Socially Awkward Penguin

new friend goes for a fist bump while you go for a hand shake shake his fist

new friend goes for a fist bump while you go for a hand shake shake his fist  Socially Awkward Penguin

Realise that you've heard this joke before when the person telling it is halfway through let them finish and pretend to laugh anyway

Realise that you've heard this joke before when the person telling it is halfway through  let them finish and pretend to laugh anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin
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