Socially Awkward Penguin

Observes midget struggling to drink out of taller of two drinking fountains and asks why "Are you saying I am not allowed to drink out of the colder one because I'm short?"

Observes midget struggling to drink out of taller of two drinking fountains and asks why

itchy balls at a friend's house go to bathroom solely to scratch them

itchy balls at a friend's house go to bathroom solely to scratch them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doctor's prescriptions and solutions don't work apologize to him profusely every time I have to go back for another appointment

Doctor's prescriptions and solutions don't work apologize to him profusely every time I have to go back for another appointment  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl asks me out to church

Girl asks me out  to church   Socially Awkward Penguin

Prone to flatulence

 Prone to flatulence  Socially Awkward Penguin

every day at work: saying "Thank you" to end conversations or emails even if no one needed to be thanked

every day at work: saying

idly surfs web while having phone conversation doesn't process a single word the other person is saying

idly surfs web while having phone conversation doesn't process a single word the other person is saying  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl says I'm handsome "Thanks, you too"

Girl says I'm handsome

"Can i take your order?" "vanilla"

Her: "Thanks for bringing me home my keys" Me: "I appreciate it"

Her:
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