Socially Awkward Penguin

MY PENIS IS VERY SMALL THIS IS THE SOURCE OF MOST OF MY SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES

MY PENIS IS VERY SMALL THIS IS THE SOURCE OF MOST OF MY SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES  Socially Awkward Penguin

At public restroom urinal trying to find Cock Realize boxers are on backwards

At public restroom urinal trying to find Cock Realize boxers are on backwards  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Being in the Friend Zone Sucks!"* "I've never done anything that could even be considered an effort."

Needs to adjust rearview mirror Waits until the person passing me is out of sight so they don't think I'm waving at them.

Needs to adjust rearview mirror Waits until the person passing me is out of sight so they don't think I'm waving at them.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend says, "I love you more than anything." Responds, "...That's Good."

Girlfriend says,

I like wearing glasses so people i don't want to talk to can't recognize me

I like wearing glasses so people i don't want to talk to can't recognize me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get's their drink spilled on them "Thank You"

Get's their drink spilled on them

turn around in someones driveway car behind you lives there

turn around in someones driveway car behind you lives there  Socially Awkward Penguin

notices blood on toilet tissue to embarrassed to visit doctor

notices blood on toilet tissue to embarrassed to visit doctor  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gamestop employee- " There is your change and receipt, enjoy your game" Me- "You too"

Gamestop employee-
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