Socially Awkward Penguin

peeing at a urinal too embarrassed to fart

peeing at a urinal too embarrassed
to fart  Socially Awkward Penguin

Somebody sneezes. You say bless you. They sneeze a second time. (Oh God oh God should I say something oh dear Jesus help me.)

Somebody sneezes. You say bless you. They sneeze a second time. (Oh God oh God should I say something oh dear Jesus help me.)  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to think of something witty to say "Okay, bye!"

Tries to think of something witty to say

Imagines up socially awkward situation cringes as though it actually happened

Imagines up socially awkward situation cringes as though it actually happened  Socially Awkward Penguin

friend say she's feeling down because her dog is dying can't come up with any answer so try to look sad instead

friend say she's feeling down because her dog is dying can't come up with any answer so try to look sad instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees Hot GIRL SIT NEXT TO HIM THANKS HER FOR SITTING NEXT TO HIM

Sees Hot GIRL SIT NEXT TO HIM THANKS HER FOR SITTING NEXT TO HIM  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Do you want the receipt in the bag or with you?" Yes, please.

Mumble when asking old woman if she wants help to cross the street she thinks I'm trying to mug her

Mumble when asking old woman if she wants help to cross the street she thinks I'm trying to mug her  Socially Awkward Penguin

holds the door open for a lady slaps her baby in the face with the trash

holds the door open for a lady slaps her baby in the face with the trash    Socially Awkward Penguin

brushes teeth at the same time as someone else

brushes teeth at the same time as someone else  Socially Awkward Penguin
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