Socially Awkward Penguin

you want my reddit username? hold on, let me go delete every comment and every post i've ever made.

you want my reddit username? hold on, let me go delete every comment and every post i've ever made.  Socially Awkward Penguin

KNOWS HOW YOU'RE GOING TO FINISH SENTENCE. FINISHES IT FOR YOU. TOTALLY NOT HOW YOU WERE GOING TO FINISH SENTENCE

KNOWS HOW YOU'RE GOING TO FINISH SENTENCE.  FINISHES IT FOR YOU. TOTALLY NOT HOW YOU WERE GOING TO FINISH SENTENCE  Socially Awkward Penguin

Co-workers mistake your name Looks like I'm Tony now

Co-workers mistake your name Looks like I'm Tony now  Socially Awkward Penguin

Shower curtain billows slightly Serial killer in the bathroom

Shower curtain billows slightly Serial killer in the bathroom  Socially Awkward Penguin

Watches E Television before going to bed Turns channel to ESPN so roommate doesn’t know in the morning when he turns the tv on.

Watches E Television before going to bed Turns channel to ESPN so roommate doesn’t know in the morning when he turns the tv on.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Write a comment on status that already has 15 comments Conversation stops

Write a comment on status that already has 15 comments Conversation stops  Socially Awkward Penguin

Volunteers to sell stuff for a School Fundraiser Makes his kid do all the talking

Volunteers to sell stuff for a  School Fundraiser Makes his kid do all the talking   Socially Awkward Penguin

Intentionaly be late for school way to classroom clear

Intentionaly be late for school way to classroom clear  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets VIP treatment from bethesda Thanks him on reddit

Gets VIP treatment from bethesda Thanks him on reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Feels a vibration from his phone and hopes its a text message from a friend. Turns out to be an iPhone app for Tiny Tower telling him to feed his imaginary friends.

Feels a vibration from his phone and hopes its a text message from a friend. Turns out to be an iPhone app for Tiny Tower telling him to feed his imaginary friends.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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