Socially Awkward Penguin

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing with everyone at my penis

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing with everyone at my penis  Socially Awkward Penguin

pretends to talk on the phone to avoid awkward silence with strangers phone starts ringing

pretends to talk on the phone to avoid awkward silence with strangers phone starts ringing    Socially Awkward Penguin

Try to be a gentleman and hold open a door It's a revolving door

Try to be a gentleman and hold open a door It's a revolving door  Socially Awkward Penguin

exists

 exists  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I hope you did well on your test" "Yes"

Hey what's up? Good

Hey what's up? Good  Socially Awkward Penguin

Yell a bunch of reddit catch phrases Doesn't notice.

Yell a bunch of                            reddit catch phrases Doesn't notice.  Socially Awkward Penguin

See corporate security officer Tries to not look suspicious

See corporate security officer Tries to not look suspicious  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets hot girls number pocket dials her while shitting

gets hot girls number pocket dials her while shitting  Socially Awkward Penguin

Go skiing, see girl I like skiing in front of me Stay behind her so she doesn't see me

Go skiing, see girl I like skiing in front of me Stay behind her so she doesn't see me  Socially Awkward Penguin
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