Socially Awkward Penguin

All the bench press racks are took I guess it's legs day

All the bench press racks are took I guess it's legs day  Socially Awkward Penguin

Not sure what phrase to say goodbye with... "Take a good one."

Not sure what phrase to say goodbye with...

7 YEAR OLD KID at thE MALL ASKS "HI,WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE TO THE CHILDREN'S HUNGER FUND ?" "NO THANK YOU"

7 YEAR OLD KID at thE MALL ASKS

Feeling like doing something illegal when confirming age over 18. 23 years old

Feeling like doing something illegal when confirming age over 18. 23 years old  Socially Awkward Penguin

Eating girl out on couch roomates come home and see your hairy, bare ass bent over

Eating girl out on couch roomates come home and see your hairy, bare ass bent over  Socially Awkward Penguin

Says "You too" in a socially acceptable situation obsesses over whether or not it it was acceptable because of this meme

Says

Walking behind cute girl at the same speed takes a different longer path so she doens't think you are a rapist

Walking behind cute girl at the same speed takes a different longer path so she doens't think you are a rapist  Socially Awkward Penguin

Go to new restaurant and can't find the bathroom I'd rather have my bladder explode

Go to new restaurant and can't find the bathroom I'd rather have my bladder explode  Socially Awkward Penguin

left alone with friend of a friend make a meme about it until your friend gets back

left alone with friend of a friend make a meme about it until your friend gets back  Socially Awkward Penguin

Eats half of entree at restaurant - Feels bad about kids in Africa Destroys the rest so not asked if I "want it to go"

Eats half of entree at restaurant - Feels bad about kids in Africa Destroys the rest so not asked if I
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