Socially Awkward Penguin

out with one of my girls, Go up to hot barista and blurt out "just so u know we're just friends and I'm single"

out with one of my girls, Go up to hot barista and blurt out

Having lunch with my girlfriend and her father Spills soda all over their table

Having lunch with my girlfriend and her father Spills soda all over their table  Socially Awkward Penguin

got eye contact with girl while walking past her see her 3 minutes later after walking a full circle around campus, pretend not to see her

got eye contact with girl while walking past her see her 3 minutes later after walking a full circle around campus, pretend not to see her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Somebody else pooping in the bathroom? I didn't have to go that bad

Somebody else pooping in the bathroom? I didn't have to go that bad  Socially Awkward Penguin

i love you "aw"

i love you

Isn't prepared for unexpected company cleans during the whole visit

Isn't prepared for unexpected company cleans during the whole visit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Baggage girl: "Have a nice flight" Me: "You too"

Baggage girl:

"Thank you, have a great day." 10:30 PM

Meet redditors in coffee shop Forget to ask names

Meet redditors in coffee shop Forget to ask names  Socially Awkward Penguin

About to cross paths with relatively attractive girl(s) Pulls cellphone out and pretends to text.

About to cross paths with relatively attractive girl(s) Pulls cellphone out and pretends to text.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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