Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hey, thanks for coming out tonight. I'm Jake." "Me too."

Think up imaginary argument scenarios in head during morning commute makes facial expressions IRL, other bus commuters stare

Think up imaginary argument scenarios in head during morning commute makes facial expressions IRL, other bus commuters stare  Socially Awkward Penguin

First person on a conference call cough and clears throat to make sure someone else knows they are there

First person on a conference call cough and clears throat to make sure someone else knows they are there  Socially Awkward Penguin

"How are you doing?" "Good, how are you?" "Good, how are you?"

accepts ride home from intimidating senior-ranking co-worker trips and skins knee when getting out of the car

accepts ride home from intimidating senior-ranking co-worker trips and skins knee when getting out of the car  Socially Awkward Penguin

ipod dies while at gym keeps headphones in pretnding to listen to music

ipod dies while at gym keeps headphones in pretnding to listen to music   Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking behind someone I know Slow down so they don't notice I'm there

Walking behind someone I know  Slow down so they don't notice I'm there   Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl "accidentally" nudges you in class multiple times Looks away and says "Sorry"

Girl

Getting a massage Don't get a boner don't get a boner don't get a boner

Getting a massage Don't get a boner don't get a boner don't get a boner    Socially Awkward Penguin

Forgets group member's name me: how do you spell your name? Their name is tom.

Forgets group member's name
me: how do you spell your name? Their name is tom.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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