Socially Awkward Penguin

Sales Meeting went great. time for the "thank you for your time" goodbye handshake Grabs and shakes Wrist

Sales Meeting went great. time for the

Have something interesting to contribute to the conversation waited too long and now its not relevant anymore

Have something interesting to contribute to the conversation waited too long and now its not relevant anymore  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to a theme party the only one wearing a costume

goes to a theme party the only one wearing a costume  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I'M LATE FOR CLASS - BUT I'LL TRY TO CATCH UP WITH YOU AND SIGN THE PETITION ON THE WAY BACK" NEVER RETURNS

Walking with friends on sidewalk always end up walking awkwardly ahead

Walking with friends on sidewalk always end up walking awkwardly ahead   Socially Awkward Penguin

Attempt the trick where you balance a soda can on its edge now it looks like I wet myself

Attempt the trick where you balance a soda can on its edge now it looks like I
wet myself  Socially Awkward Penguin

Self-Conscious about breath always little spoon

Self-Conscious about breath always little spoon  Socially Awkward Penguin

No one laughs You say, "It was really funny."

No one laughs You say,

Too shy to talk to guy pokes on facebook

Too shy to talk to guy pokes on facebook  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to a restaurant alone Gets it to-go and eats in the car in the parking lot

Goes to a restaurant alone Gets it to-go and eats in the car in the parking lot  Socially Awkward Penguin
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