Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes jogging for exercise at 2 AM everyay So no one sees me.

Goes jogging for exercise at 2 AM everyay So no one sees me.  Socially Awkward Penguin

okay with not possibly getting comment karma because it involves being part of a discussion with other people

okay with not possibly getting comment karma because it involves being part of a discussion with other people  Socially Awkward Penguin

"My mother is a holocaust survivor" "oh thats cool"

won't take last piece of food on a platter because someone else might want it

won't take last piece of food on a platter because someone else might want it  Socially Awkward Penguin

on bus Stares in a direction where there are no people commits to stare even though neck is sore

on bus Stares in a direction where there are no people commits to stare even though neck is sore  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees a friend picking his nose Pretend you didn't see him and continue talking to him

Sees a friend picking his nose Pretend you didn't see him and continue talking to him  Socially Awkward Penguin

gIRL I MOVED IN WITH TELLS ME THAT SHE MIGHT BE MOVING OUT BECAUSE SHE'S HOMESICK "OH, THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW"

gIRL I MOVED IN WITH TELLS ME THAT SHE MIGHT BE MOVING OUT BECAUSE SHE'S HOMESICK

Tell joke right before waking up awkward silence since no one has a chance to laugh

Tell joke right before waking up awkward silence since no one has a chance to laugh  Socially Awkward Penguin

Arrives to class to find all seats taken Goes home

Arrives to class to find all seats taken Goes home  Socially Awkward Penguin

In grocery checkout line, realize I went to high school with the cashier squirm my way out of line, switch to a much longer one

In grocery checkout line, realize I went to high school with the cashier squirm my way out of line, switch to a much longer one  Socially Awkward Penguin
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