Socially Awkward Penguin

Really likes girl Tells her about past chlamydia

Really likes girl Tells her about past chlamydia  Socially Awkward Penguin

Have diarrhea at a house party Won't flush

Have diarrhea at a house party Won't flush  Socially Awkward Penguin

Every time i google my symptoms it's a heart attack

Every time i google my symptoms it's a heart attack   Socially Awkward Penguin

invited to party on facebook waits until at least 3 friends are going before clicking attending

invited to party on facebook waits until at least 3 friends are going before clicking attending  Socially Awkward Penguin

Order food through the drive-thru Eat food in parking lot by yourself

Order food through the drive-thru Eat food in parking lot by yourself  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone posts status on facebook wait to like it so you don't seem like your stalking them

Someone posts status on facebook wait to like it so you don't seem like your stalking them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't think of good comeback Use "fuck you!" and hope people think it's funny

Can't think of good comeback Use

Friend tells you news of her pregnancy. Afraid you will have the wrong reaction. have no reaction.

Friend tells you news of her pregnancy.  Afraid you will have the wrong reaction. have no reaction.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Orders tomato soup cute waitress says is her favorite HATES TOMATOES

Orders tomato soup cute waitress says is her favorite HATES TOMATOES  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to college First in class to throw up

Goes to college First in class to throw up  Socially Awkward Penguin
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