Socially Awkward Penguin

Listens to General Conference CATches a wave

Listens to General Conference CATches a wave  Socially Awkward Penguin

Just finished masterbating Mum walks in as I cum

Just finished masterbating Mum walks in as I cum  Socially Awkward Penguin

thumb gets broken is afraid of being laughed at so makes a thumbs up and breaks it more

thumb gets broken is afraid of being laughed at so makes a thumbs up and breaks it more  Socially Awkward Penguin

Left something back in their car says what they left out loud so people don't think they're weird for doing a 180

Left something back in their car says what they left out loud so people don't think they're weird for doing a 180  Socially Awkward Penguin

Do you guys need us to spell "penicillin" for you? Spells "penicillin" wrong

Do you guys need us to spell

Sees people with with fliers or clipboards talking to students Guess I'm going to to take the long way today.

Sees people with with fliers or clipboards talking to students Guess I'm going to to take the long way today.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees a picture of an ex that makes me upset on facebook likes it to be polite.

Sees a picture of an ex that makes me upset on facebook likes it to be polite.     Socially Awkward Penguin

cubicle stinks of wet garbage likely because of air vents not telling anyone for fear it might actually be me

cubicle stinks of wet garbage likely because of air vents not telling anyone for fear it might actually be me  Socially Awkward Penguin

on phone with somebody when they say "have a good day, bye" respond, "i love you, too" before hanging up

on phone with somebody when they say

hot girl next to me on the treadmill is done at the same time as me better run another mile so she doesnt think im a creep

hot girl next to me on the treadmill is done at the same time as me better run another mile so she doesnt think im a creep  Socially Awkward Penguin
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