Socially Awkward Penguin

"Have a nice movie!" "Yeah, You too"

Load up on snacks at store act stoned so people don't think you're a fat ass

Load up on snacks at store act stoned so people don't think you're a fat ass  Socially Awkward Penguin

Dentist calls reminding you of appointment in 5 days Brush and floss 3 times a day to try to fool them

Dentist calls reminding you of appointment in 5 days Brush and floss 3 times a day to try to fool them  Socially Awkward Penguin

people at the party never heard his college name dies a little inside

people at the party never 
heard his college name dies a little inside  Socially Awkward Penguin

Out of the room when boss introduces new person Looks like i'll never be talking to her

Out of the room when boss introduces new person Looks like i'll never be talking to her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Over at someone's house with a group of people Wants to go home but doesn't want to interrupt everyone to say goodbye so stays

Over at someone's house with a group of people Wants to go home but doesn't want to interrupt everyone to say goodbye so stays  Socially Awkward Penguin

Went to a mexican restaurant had to pronounce mexican food names in front of the mexican waiter

Went to a mexican restaurant had to pronounce mexican food names in front of the mexican waiter  Socially Awkward Penguin

worries hes on the truman show while fapping

worries hes on the truman show while fapping  Socially Awkward Penguin

girl asks you to take your clothes off WTF BITCH GET OUT

girl asks you to take your clothes off  WTF BITCH GET OUT   Socially Awkward Penguin

Cashier asks if you want whipped cream "Debit"

Cashier asks if you want whipped cream
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