Socially Awkward Penguin

Practice ordering food in line Forget what to say when it's your turn

Practice ordering food in line Forget what to say when it's your turn   Socially Awkward Penguin

Hey What's new? good how are you?

Hey What's new? good how are you?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finishes faster than expected Covers it up by saying the room is too hot for sex

Finishes faster than expected Covers it up by saying the room is too hot for sex  Socially Awkward Penguin

Masseuse asks me if the pressure is ok dont tell her it feels like im dying

Masseuse asks me if the pressure is ok dont tell her it feels like im dying  Socially Awkward Penguin

Don't know how to meet people unless introduced Don't know anyone to introduce me to people

Don't know how to meet people unless introduced Don't know anyone to introduce me to people  Socially Awkward Penguin

"most of your work will involve contacting clients over the phone" I quit

someone enters bathroom flushes the toilet to let them know you are there

someone enters bathroom flushes the toilet to let them know you are there  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl asks via text if you know any funny jokes Searches online for jokes and after turning up nothing, pretends to be asleep.

Cute girl asks via text if you know any funny jokes Searches online for jokes and after turning up nothing, pretends to be asleep.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waitress asks "would you like a booth or a table" "yes"

Waitress asks

Sees a homeless person at the end of the exit ramp Turns the opposite direction you need to go in to avoid being next to them at the light

Sees a homeless person at the end of the exit ramp Turns the opposite direction you need to go in to avoid being next to them at the light  Socially Awkward Penguin
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