Socially Awkward Penguin

absentmindedly itch ear during conversation clump of earwax comes out on finger

absentmindedly itch ear during conversation clump of earwax comes out on finger  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes into an empty men's room performance anxiety

Goes into an empty men's room performance anxiety  Socially Awkward Penguin

Your coffee will be out in a few minutes. you too

Your coffee will be out in a few minutes. you too  Socially Awkward Penguin

I like your accent. Where are you from? talking to a deaf person

I like your accent. Where are you from? talking to a deaf person  Socially Awkward Penguin

greet her with a tap on her exposed chest "are you trying to feel me up?

greet her with a tap on her exposed chest

TRIES TO MAKE PISS SOUND AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE SO OTHERS DON'T THINK I'M POOPING

TRIES TO MAKE PISS SOUND AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE SO OTHERS DON'T THINK I'M POOPING  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes for testicular ultrasound Both technicians are attractive

goes for testicular ultrasound Both technicians are attractive  Socially Awkward Penguin

Looses 5 bucks in class to afraid to ask guy who picked them up to have it back

Looses 5 bucks in class to afraid to ask guy who picked them up to have it back  Socially Awkward Penguin

want an item on the menu order something else instead that i can pronounce

want an item on the menu order something else instead that i can pronounce  Socially Awkward Penguin

Run yellow light Huge adrenaline rush

Run yellow light Huge adrenaline rush   Socially Awkward Penguin
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