Socially Awkward Penguin

"that spot isn't poop, I swear it's chocolate." "Watch, I'll lick it"

Ask Friend To Hangout Via Facebook Wall They unfriend you

Ask Friend To Hangout Via  Facebook Wall They unfriend you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Meant to send Portal Christmas tree link to brother sent NSFW gif from previous conversation with boyfriend instead

Meant to send Portal Christmas tree link to brother sent NSFW gif from previous conversation with boyfriend instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Think of something funny I saw on the internet Laugh out loud in public

Think of something funny I saw on the internet Laugh out loud in public  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees crush is online adrenaline rush, sign off immediately.

sees crush is online adrenaline rush, sign off immediately.  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to store specifically for deli meat can't make a decision gets nervous and buys pre packaged meat instead

goes to store specifically for deli meat can't make a decision gets nervous and buys pre packaged meat instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Would rather pay full price Then deal with crowds

Would rather pay full price Then deal with crowds  Socially Awkward Penguin

accidentally stops bus at wrong bus stop gets off anyways

accidentally stops bus at wrong bus stop gets off anyways  Socially Awkward Penguin

SEES COWORKERS GET ON ELEVATOR PRETENDS TO BE BUSY TO WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE

SEES COWORKERS GET ON ELEVATOR PRETENDS TO BE BUSY TO WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE  Socially Awkward Penguin

Would you like a receipt? "No... no good"

Would you like a receipt?
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