Socially Awkward Penguin

Has an arranged marriage Never talks to girls again

Has an arranged marriage Never talks to girls again  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone walks by and says "hello" Replies with "good, thanks."

Someone walks by and says

Accidentally attack guy at revs Keep on him to avoid looking like an idiot

Accidentally attack guy at revs Keep on him to avoid looking like an idiot  Socially Awkward Penguin

Come up with a witty response Stutter

Come up with a witty response Stutter  Socially Awkward Penguin

Want to go to Gym to increase confidence Not confident enough to go to gym

Want to go to Gym to increase confidence  Not confident enough to go to gym  Socially Awkward Penguin

Holds the door Says, "thank you" as they walk by

Holds the door Says,

Cute girl looks at you Immediately start thinking of other reasons why she might have looked your way

Cute girl looks at you Immediately start thinking of other reasons why she might have looked your way  Socially Awkward Penguin

Go to lunch at same place every day, employees start to recognize you Better find a new restaurant

Go to lunch at same place every day, employees start to recognize you Better find a new restaurant    Socially Awkward Penguin

Has to poop in a public bathroom Does it in short bursts because people keep walking in

Has to poop in a public bathroom Does it in short bursts because people keep walking in  Socially Awkward Penguin

Creates reddit account after lurking for months doesn't know what to do for first post

Creates reddit account after lurking for months doesn't know what to do for first post  Socially Awkward Penguin
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