Socially Awkward Penguin

finally works up the nerve to talk to the hot girl at work on lunch break so do you work here?

finally works up the nerve to talk to the hot girl at work on lunch break so do you work here?  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I can't wait to go to college" "Nobody there will know about any of the awkward things i've done"

Means to say condolances Says congratulations

Means to say condolances Says congratulations   Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes through drive-thru quickly trys to find something cool on the radio to not be judged

Goes through drive-thru quickly trys to find something cool on the radio to not be judged  Socially Awkward Penguin

Barber cuts my hair too short Doesn't speak up to stop her

Barber cuts my hair too short  Doesn't speak up to stop her   Socially Awkward Penguin

Waitress: "Thank you, come again" "you too"

Waitress:

asks question in class forgets to listen to answer due to adrenaline rush

asks question in class forgets to listen to answer due to adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

Deadlifting 500lbs, girl approaches and asks "how much it weighs" "about as much as yo momma"

Deadlifting 500lbs, girl approaches and asks

So what would you like to drink? water? okay. would you like lemon with that? no? okay. and what would you like to drink sir? yes

So what would you like to drink? water? okay. would you like lemon with that? no? okay. and what would you like to drink sir? yes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Spend extra time in bathroom So people don't think I didn't wash My Hands

Spend extra time in bathroom So people don't think I didn't wash My Hands  Socially Awkward Penguin
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