Socially Awkward Penguin

How to walk silly? Just look at me, my jumpiness will do the rest

How to walk silly? Just look at me, my jumpiness will do the rest  Socially Awkward Penguin

mispronounce a word in conversation spend the next three years reliving the disaster

mispronounce a word in conversation spend the next three years reliving the disaster  Socially Awkward Penguin

Ask someone if they use reddit and they say yes ...Now what do I do?

Ask someone if they use 
reddit and they say yes ...Now what do I do?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Post question on AMA Op doesnt answer, deletes question

Post question on AMA Op doesnt answer, deletes question  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Your son looks just like you" he's adopted

Gets home at same time as roommate "Oh hey, I was just heading out!"

Gets home at same time as roommate

Sees friend also typing a comment in facebook chat Types faster to get comment in first

Sees friend also typing a comment in facebook chat Types faster to get comment in first  Socially Awkward Penguin

Masturbates in bathroom of a friend takes a dumb to hide the smell

Masturbates in bathroom of a friend takes a dumb to hide the smell  Socially Awkward Penguin

Going to lunch with acquaintances tomorrow Spend all night researching menu and choosing entree ahead of time

Going to lunch with acquaintances tomorrow Spend all night researching menu and choosing entree ahead of time   Socially Awkward Penguin

Never been to restaurant before. Server asks if this is your first time. Says no

Never been to restaurant before. Server asks if this is your first time. Says no  Socially Awkward Penguin
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