Socially Awkward Penguin

Ask someone I like to be facebook friends Ask 5 randoms too so I dont look like i'm creeping

Ask someone I like to be facebook friends Ask 5 randoms too so I dont look like i'm creeping  Socially Awkward Penguin

Currently 24 Years Old Still have to sing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" to make myself piss

Currently 24 Years Old Still have to sing

Weird old guy in the bus says that my breasts look good "Thank you"

Weird old guy in the bus says that my breasts look good

"thank you for laying my mom to rest" "it was my pleasure"

notice cop driving behind your car stop at green light

notice cop driving behind your car stop at green light  Socially Awkward Penguin

invited over to girl's house because her parents aren't home "sure, should i bring my swim shorts?"

invited over to girl's house because her parents aren't home

sees a girl with short hair and asks if shes a lesbian she had cancer

sees a girl with short hair and asks if shes a lesbian she had cancer   Socially Awkward Penguin

Bumps into objects "Sorry"

Bumps into objects

I have the top post on r/starwars right now I have the top post on r/starwars right now

I have the top post on r/starwars right now I have the top post on r/starwars right now  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waitress - "Soup or Salad?" Me - "Yes super salad sounds great!"

Waitress -
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