Socially Awkward Penguin

Pretty girl smiles and waves at you Suddenly remembers funniest thing you've ever seen in your life

Pretty girl smiles and waves at you Suddenly remembers funniest thing you've ever seen in your life  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doctor tells you to breathe normally Hyperventilates

Doctor tells you to breathe normally Hyperventilates    Socially Awkward Penguin

Pulls out chair for girl She takes a sit on another chair

Pulls out chair for girl She takes a sit on another chair    Socially Awkward Penguin

Arrives at a flat viewing same time as another person - they brought homemade cookies Does not know how to top this stands outside for three minutes before knocking

Arrives at a flat viewing same time as another person - they brought homemade cookies Does not know how to top this  stands outside for three minutes before knocking   Socially Awkward Penguin

Depressed because drinks too much Drinks too much not to be depressed

Depressed because drinks too much Drinks too much not to be depressed  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone sits in seat you called fives on Stand

Someone sits in seat you called fives on Stand  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes for a walk and sees someone laying on the ground waits until 5 feet away to say hi; but then sees on closer inspection the person is not breathing and in fact dead, doesn't alert the authorities as that would involve speaking over the phone

goes for a walk and sees someone laying on the ground waits until 5 feet away to say hi; but then sees on closer inspection the person is not breathing and in fact dead, doesn't alert the authorities as that would involve speaking over the phone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Awkward Elevator silence Head Explodes

Awkward Elevator silence Head Explodes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl says: wow your dick is so long Answers: yeah yours too

Girl says: wow your dick is so long Answers: yeah yours too  Socially Awkward Penguin

Who was the leader of the reformation? Martin Luther king

Who was the leader of the reformation? Martin Luther king  Socially Awkward Penguin
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