Socially Awkward Penguin

Completely unroll condom before putting it on attempt to then slide it on.

Completely unroll condom before putting it on attempt to then slide it on.  Socially Awkward Penguin

She seems to exasper-... exhaser... exacer-... excaser... She seems to make the problem worse...

She seems to exasper-... exhaser... exacer-... excaser... She seems to make the problem worse...  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hot co-worker enters the elevator going down to the lobby at the end of the work day "What floor?"

Hot co-worker enters the elevator going down to the lobby at the end of the work day

Goes to park where reddit meetup is Drives back and forth a few times, never stops

Goes to park where reddit meetup is Drives back and forth a few times, never stops  Socially Awkward Penguin

cute girl smiles at him at in & out Inhales double-double in 30 seconds and leaves

cute girl smiles at him at              in & out Inhales double-double in 30 seconds and leaves  Socially Awkward Penguin

Uses big word seen in a book to sound smart mispronounces the word

Uses big word seen in a book to sound smart mispronounces the word  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl compliments you on your hot "ass" "Hey watch your language!"

Girl compliments you on your hot

Bumps into a manikin at the store "Excuse me"

Bumps into a manikin at the store

Get free laptop and droid from work afraid to play with them because not sure if I'm allowed

Get free laptop and droid from work afraid to play with them because not sure if I'm allowed  Socially Awkward Penguin

accidentally make eye contact with a girl oh god, she thinks i'm a pervert

accidentally make eye contact with a girl   oh god, she thinks i'm a pervert  Socially Awkward Penguin
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