Socially Awkward Penguin

" Bare breasts don't equal sex" BLARGH!!!!

OFFICE BARBEQUE SITTING HERE MAKING ANIMAL MEMES

OFFICE BARBEQUE SITTING HERE MAKING ANIMAL MEMES  Socially Awkward Penguin

Start telling funny joke Forget it half-way through

Start telling funny joke Forget it half-way through  Socially Awkward Penguin

Grocery Shopping? self check-out

Grocery Shopping? self check-out  Socially Awkward Penguin

"At first, he's alittle..." Receive bid

i was walkin thru the park one day... ... baseball bat upside my dome.

i was walkin thru the park one day... ... baseball bat upside my dome.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Send text, get text back 20 minutes later wait 22 minutes to reply to make it seem like you're busy

Send text, get text back 20 minutes later wait 22 minutes to reply to make it seem like you're busy  Socially Awkward Penguin

cashier chats with you never go back

cashier chats with you never go back  Socially Awkward Penguin

Answer friend's question awesomely Friend looks at you like you're a freak

Answer friend's question awesomely  Friend looks at you like you're a freak  Socially Awkward Penguin

oh god no

oh god no  Socially Awkward Penguin
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