Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to make small talk at a doctor's appointment "so what do you do for a living?"

Tries to make small talk at a doctor's appointment

Parking my car when someone honks Better sit in here until all possible honkers are gone

Parking my car when someone honks Better sit in here until all possible honkers are gone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Coworker wishes me a "Happy Birthday!" "You too!"

Coworker wishes me a

Them: "Hi!, Welcome to subway!" ME: "Welcome"

Them:

Email hacked; spam all my friends Reply all to apologize and reveal embarrassing contacts

Email hacked; spam all my friends Reply all to apologize and reveal embarrassing contacts  Socially Awkward Penguin

Attractive woman runs to give you a hug goodbye after meeting you Shake her hand "Well, nice to meet you."

Attractive woman runs to give you a hug goodbye after meeting you Shake her hand

Doctor asks you if you do any drugs "no... ..Not really."

Doctor asks you if you do any drugs

Brings 750ml bottle to share No one will share: can't get drunk but can't finish it

Brings 750ml bottle to share No one will share: can't get drunk but can't finish it  Socially Awkward Penguin

invites only couples to birthday party third wheel

invites only couples to birthday party third wheel  Socially Awkward Penguin

Takes picture of meal at a restaurant Flash is on

Takes picture of meal at a restaurant  Flash is on  Socially Awkward Penguin
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