Socially Awkward Penguin

Asks for food delivery, 1.5h passed NOT HUNGRY ANYWAY

Asks for food delivery, 1.5h passed NOT HUNGRY ANYWAY  Socially Awkward Penguin

Restraunt staff starts singing happy birthday "...Please go away..."

Restraunt staff starts singing happy birthday

reads awkward penguin memes, feels a deja vu because he realizes he has done all of these before

reads awkward penguin memes, 
feels a deja vu because he realizes he has done all of these before  Socially Awkward Penguin

someone accidentally spits on my face while talking leave it

someone accidentally spits on my face while talking leave it  Socially Awkward Penguin

piss on shoes at the urinal come out shaking wet hands towards the floor to avoid suspicion

piss on shoes at the urinal come out shaking wet hands towards the floor to avoid suspicion  Socially Awkward Penguin

poops clogs toilet

poops clogs toilet  Socially Awkward Penguin

fifteen minutes to next class in same building run

fifteen minutes to next class in same building run  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl at the grocery store check out asks, "Any plans for the weekend?" "Nah, no plans."

Cute girl at the grocery store check out asks,

Gets a friend request from a cousin in a different part of the world that doesn't speak english Fuck

Gets a friend request from a cousin in a different part of the world that doesn't speak english  Fuck  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees cute girl rachel at a party and decide to introduce yourself hi i'm rachel

sees cute girl rachel at a party and decide to introduce yourself hi i'm rachel  Socially Awkward Penguin
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