Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally works up courage to say "I love you" Boyfriend doesn't hear, too afraid to repeat it.

Finally works up courage to say

Your boss gives you long and very detailed instructions what you should do and says "Do you understand?" Claim that you understood the instructions even though you didn't, just because you don't want him to explain it to you again

Your boss gives you long and very detailed instructions what you should do and says

Store policy says to thank customers -"Thank you!" -"Thank you!"

Store policy says
to thank customers -

constantly has imaginary conversations when alone can't think of anything to say around anyone

constantly has imaginary conversations when alone can't think of anything to say around anyone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees lunch box on side of trail and goes to check it out Doesn't notice the owner standing beside it

Sees lunch box on side of trail and goes to check it out Doesn't notice the owner standing beside it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Calls in sick for work Forces self to cough during call to seem legit

Calls in sick for work Forces self to cough during call to seem legit  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to the gym notices there's a lot of people there and goes home

goes to the gym notices there's a lot of people there and goes home  Socially Awkward Penguin

GETS SEATED AT MIDDLE TABLE OF RESTAURANT IN VIEW OF EVERYONE AROUND BECOMES OVERLY AWARE OF THE WAY I EAT MY FOOD

GETS SEATED AT MIDDLE TABLE OF RESTAURANT IN VIEW OF EVERYONE AROUND BECOMES OVERLY AWARE OF THE WAY I EAT MY FOOD  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Thank you for your time today ma'am" Not a woman

Hear someone in the stairwell behind you Speed up so much you're tripping yourself so they don't catch up

Hear someone in the stairwell behind you Speed up so much you're tripping yourself so they don't catch up  Socially Awkward Penguin
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