Socially Awkward Penguin

Sits next to couple making out gets boner

Sits next to couple making out gets boner  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Now just tell me if you feel any pain." Lays there in silent agony

asks you if you're in line for the bathroom at a party friend requests you on facebook the next day

asks you if you're in line for the bathroom at a party friend requests you on facebook the next day    Socially Awkward Penguin

Car stops to let you cross the street pretend to be waiting for the bus so car will go first

Car stops to let you cross the street pretend to be waiting for the bus so car will go first  Socially Awkward Penguin

Need toilet paper cute girl at check out, buy a bunch of useless shit in an attempt to mask toilet paper so she doesn't picture me pooping

Need toilet paper cute girl at check out, buy a bunch of useless shit in an attempt to mask toilet paper so she doesn't picture me pooping  Socially Awkward Penguin

still want way more parmesan/cracked black pepper "When"!

still want way more parmesan/cracked black pepper

gets negative karma makes a new account

gets negative karma makes a new account  Socially Awkward Penguin

THESE JEANS SEEM GOOD TO ME

THESE JEANS SEEM GOOD TO ME  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl sits next to outside of school before class. Say hi. She smiles and say hi back. after 10 seconds of awkward silence, get up and walk inside, just to sit somewhere else.

Cute girl sits next to outside of school before class. Say hi. She smiles and say hi back.  after 10 seconds of awkward silence, get up and walk inside, just to sit somewhere else.  Socially Awkward Penguin

unbelievably awesome hot chick says she has a crush on me "why?"

unbelievably awesome hot chick says she has a crush on me
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