Socially Awkward Penguin

King size or superking? "Yes"

King size or superking?

Person on elevator does not politely ask you what floor Press floor button and thank them

Person on elevator does not politely ask you what floor Press floor button and thank them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Rides a bike with no hands quickly grabs hold of bar handle when going by some one to not look like a douchebag

Rides a bike with no hands quickly grabs hold of bar handle when going by some one to not look like a douchebag  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl at concessions counter gives popcorn and soda and says "Enjoy your movie" Replies... you too

Girl at concessions counter gives popcorn and soda and says

Blasting music while driving with the windows down Lower volume at every light so as not to disturb other drivers

Blasting music while driving with the windows down Lower volume at every light so as not to disturb other drivers  Socially Awkward Penguin

"To stay or to go?" Yes Please

Needs to shit but all stalls are taken leaves bathroom

Needs to shit but all stalls are taken leaves bathroom  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone sits in empty seat next to me explain with hands that you're a mute to avoid conversation

Someone sits in empty seat next to me explain with hands that you're a mute to avoid conversation  Socially Awkward Penguin

In the background of a picture at a party I'm a celebrity

In the background of a picture at a party I'm a celebrity  Socially Awkward Penguin

Discusses science, wants to say micro-organism Comes out as micro-orgasm

Discusses science, wants to say micro-organism Comes out as micro-orgasm  Socially Awkward Penguin
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