Socially Awkward Penguin

Go to pool to swim some laps. All the lanes are taken. Leaves.

Go to pool to swim some laps. All the lanes are taken. Leaves.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Now is the winter of our discontent Made glorious summer by this sun of york

Now is the winter of our discontent Made glorious summer by this sun of york  Socially Awkward Penguin

Somebody unfamiliar says hi Says hi back at the wrong person

Somebody unfamiliar says hi Says hi back at the wrong person  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hey Sweetie" "Hey I'm doing good, thanks"

"OH you're pregnant with a boy?" "When did you and your husband conceive him?"

Flirt with customer and tell him i like his sexy accent He's deaf

Flirt with customer and tell him i like his sexy accent He's deaf  Socially Awkward Penguin

Teacher is holding the door and says "Hey man, how are you?" I say "Thank you!"

Teacher is holding the door and says

discretely puts on seat belt so friends don't feel the need to wear theirs

discretely puts on seat belt  so friends don't feel the need to wear theirs   Socially Awkward Penguin

girl in youth worship band is in into scremo tell her I want to hear her scream

girl in youth worship band is in into scremo tell her I want to hear her scream  Socially Awkward Penguin

How are you? Good. Bye.

How are you? Good. Bye.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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