Socially Awkward Penguin

"Why are you so weird?" "I'm a Penguin."

Guy comes to clean the house while parents are away. FUCK

Guy comes to clean the house while parents are away. FUCK    Socially Awkward Penguin

fifth time felix lee yells for students not registered to leave the class stands up, shuffles down isle, walks out of class

fifth time felix lee yells for students not registered to leave the class stands up, shuffles down isle, walks out of class  Socially Awkward Penguin

Alright, Slick. It's raining. You have an umbrella. Cute girl standing next to you doesn't. What do you do? Open umbrella, take deep breath, and walk away without a word.

Alright, Slick. It's raining. You have an umbrella. Cute girl standing next to you doesn't. What do you do? Open umbrella, take deep breath, and walk away without a word.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Nobody but the sales person in the store i want to go in i didn't need anything in there afterall

Nobody but the sales person in the store i want to go in  i didn't need anything in there afterall   Socially Awkward Penguin

Farts while listening to music with headphones not sure if it made a sound

Farts while listening to music with headphones   not sure if it made a sound  Socially Awkward Penguin

Ask girl out "I don't think that will add to our friendship"

Ask girl out

Has to take a class with a discussion Changes Major

Has to take a class with a discussion  Changes Major   Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets Too Many Upvotes Downvotes self to avoid fame

Gets Too Many Upvotes   Downvotes self to avoid fame  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pooping in public restroom Hold it until everyone leaves

Pooping in public restroom Hold it until everyone leaves    Socially Awkward Penguin
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