Socially Awkward Penguin

Lemme just lift one cheek to muffle this fart volcanic diarrhea

Lemme just lift one cheek to muffle this fart volcanic diarrhea  Socially Awkward Penguin

In a Hurry to get to lecture forgets backpack and can't take notes

In a Hurry to get to lecture forgets backpack and can't take notes  Socially Awkward Penguin

End of the year class party Fuck

End of the year class party Fuck  Socially Awkward Penguin

Enter game lobby Yay! Nobody has a microphone!

Enter game lobby Yay! Nobody has a microphone!  Socially Awkward Penguin

popping zit in school someone walks in sprint out

popping zit in school someone walks in sprint out  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wear corduroys to library get up to pee --> everyone knows, every time

Wear corduroys to library get up to pee --> everyone knows, every time  Socially Awkward Penguin

Notices you stopped to let him cross the street sprints at full speed

Notices you stopped to
let him cross the street sprints at full speed  Socially Awkward Penguin

says goodbye to someone ends up walking the same direction

says goodbye to someone ends up walking the same direction  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Go to an out-of-the-way washroom for number two" "Five people walk in after i sit down"

needs to take a shit at WOSS sees other person in stall, walks out

needs to take a shit at WOSS sees other person in stall, walks out  Socially Awkward Penguin
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