Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally having DVD date with beautiful girl Panics and talks about every single disgusting thing he's ever seen on reddit

Finally having DVD date with beautiful girl Panics and talks about every single disgusting thing he's ever seen on reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Attempts to use toilet Accidentally drinks from it

Attempts to use toilet Accidentally drinks from it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Nice homeless person says "have a safe trip home" "Thanks -- You too."

Nice homeless person says

Wear favorite geek shirt to comic convention. Cover with a button-down so no one can see it.

Wear favorite geek shirt to comic convention.  Cover with a button-down so no one can see it.   Socially Awkward Penguin

gets here early feels awkward and leaves

gets here early feels awkward and leaves  Socially Awkward Penguin

stumble upon coworker's profile Later: Sorry, we don’t have anyone by that name!

stumble upon coworker's profile Later: Sorry, we don’t have anyone by that name!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't make good memes makes bad one and pretends his grandma made it to get karma

Can't make good memes makes bad one and pretends his grandma made it to get karma  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to nightclub that plays pop music headbangs

Goes to nightclub that plays pop music headbangs  Socially Awkward Penguin

Mom leaving for cancer surgery, she asks if I'll be fine staying home "I'll live"

Mom leaving for cancer surgery, she asks if I'll be fine staying home

Notice friend's fly is unzipped Don't tell them to avoid question, "Why were you looking at my crotch?"

Notice friend's fly is unzipped Don't tell them to avoid question,
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