Socially Awkward Penguin

bye, mom.

 bye, mom.  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hi Nick, I'm Joe." "Thanks"

Forgets his lighter at a bar filled with smokers Goes out to the car to light his cigarette

Forgets his lighter at a bar filled with smokers Goes out to the car to light his cigarette  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has opportunity for 3-way jizzes on own face

Has opportunity for 3-way jizzes on own face  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl says "happy birthday" you too

Cute girl says

Sees someone in line drop credit card pretends not to notice so you don't have to make human interaction

Sees someone in line drop credit card pretends not to notice so you don't have to make human interaction  Socially Awkward Penguin

Posts a link to reddit adrenaline rush

Posts a link to reddit adrenaline rush   Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees someone drop their groceries at the store Moral Dilemma

Sees someone drop their groceries at the store Moral Dilemma  Socially Awkward Penguin

girl next to him is sleeping in class says, i wish i could sleep with you.

girl next to him is sleeping in class says, i wish i could sleep with you.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Teacher Mispronounces Name Too shy to correct her

Teacher Mispronounces Name Too shy to correct her  Socially Awkward Penguin
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