Socially Awkward Penguin

has "slept over," "borrowed hoodies," and texted at 2 am just learned that these are considered deliberate "moves" by all. other. women.

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Plans to ask girl out next day instead stays up all night because its too much pressuree

Plans to ask girl out next day instead stays up all night because its too much pressuree  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees that person approaching on sidewalk is an aquaintance bites into cyanide pill

sees that person approaching on sidewalk is an aquaintance bites into cyanide pill  Socially Awkward Penguin

Found out today was my cakeday Became physically ill because of the pressure to find something post

Found out today was my cakeday Became physically ill because of the pressure to find something post  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finishing up conversation with a customer Says "you're welcome" before they say "thank you"

Finishing up conversation with a customer Says

FINALLY APPROACHES HOT GIRL IN MY BUILDING STEPS ON ANT PILE WHILE TALKING TO HER

FINALLY APPROACHES HOT GIRL IN MY BUILDING  STEPS ON ANT PILE WHILE TALKING TO HER   Socially Awkward Penguin

"Your grade will drop if you don't participate in class" Well, there goes my A

Urine left on toilet seat by previous user Wipe it up so others don't blame me

Urine left on toilet seat by previous user Wipe it up so others don't blame me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Read all caps post Feels rising anxiety

Read all caps post Feels rising anxiety  Socially Awkward Penguin

Neighbor recognizes me at the grocery store time to move

Neighbor recognizes me at the grocery store time to move  Socially Awkward Penguin
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