Socially Awkward Penguin

Realize you accidentally parked in a handicap space Fake a limp to the door of the store so no one will think you're a jerk

Realize you accidentally parked in a handicap space Fake a limp to the door of the store so no one will think you're a jerk  Socially Awkward Penguin

When buying movie ticket you hear "Enjoy your movie" respond with"You too"

When buying movie ticket you hear

Thank you, Enjoy! Thanks, you too

Thank you, Enjoy! Thanks, you too    Socially Awkward Penguin

Thinks she runs into Jonty katz shopping runs away

Thinks she runs into Jonty katz shopping runs away  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I really like your mustache" you too!

Tell date you have to pee as an alibi to cover up your poop

Tell date you have to pee as an alibi to cover up your poop  Socially Awkward Penguin

Have fun in there thanks, you too!

Have fun in there thanks, you too!   Socially Awkward Penguin

Lifts butt cheek to fart Keeps butt cheek up for a few minutes to lower suspicion

Lifts butt cheek to fart Keeps butt cheek up for a few minutes to lower suspicion    Socially Awkward Penguin

Joins table for lunch Explodes

Joins table for lunch Explodes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to think of funny conversation starter fails

Tries to think of funny conversation starter fails  Socially Awkward Penguin
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