Socially Awkward Penguin

Got tested for std's Doctor told me to stay positive

Got tested for std's Doctor told me to stay positive  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waitress: "Have a nice night." Me: "Love you too!"

Waitress:

Barbers asks me something in a different language and i answer with yes I'm Bald

Barbers asks me something in a different language and i answer with yes I'm Bald  Socially Awkward Penguin

friend wishes me a happy birthday "You too"

friend wishes me a happy birthday

writes important email to professor signs off with reddit username

writes important email to professor signs off with reddit username  Socially Awkward Penguin

So my crush asks me to friend her on facebook. I jokingly ask how to spell her name. She responds and looks over my shoulder Types 2 letters - first result

So my crush asks me to friend her on facebook.  I jokingly ask how to spell her name.  She responds and looks over my shoulder Types 2 letters - first result  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Oh, you're Anya's brother, aren't you?" "Yeah, I have been my whole life!"

Gotta leave you all behind And face the truth

Gotta leave you all behind And face the truth  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stares at the Security camera So I don't break eye contact with myself

Stares at the Security camera  So I don't break eye contact with myself   Socially Awkward Penguin

Waiter: "enjoy your meal" you too

Waiter:
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