Socially Awkward Penguin

Tells a joke for an attention grabber crickets

Tells a joke for an attention grabber  crickets   Socially Awkward Penguin

While having sex GF says, "make it stink good" Keep pumping awkwardly and smile while not knowing what in hell she means.

While having sex GF says,

Cute girl in checkout line at the storing buying nothing but tampons Accidentally make eye contact

Cute girl in checkout line at the storing buying nothing but tampons Accidentally make eye contact  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl calls jinks doesn't speak for the entire night

Cute girl calls jinks  doesn't speak for the entire night  Socially Awkward Penguin

28 year old tech working in a high school computer lab Substitute teach asked what grade I was in when she called roll

28 year old tech working in a high school computer lab Substitute teach asked what grade I was in when she called roll  Socially Awkward Penguin

Trys to compliment a girl's boots "Hey, nice boobs!"

Trys to compliment a girl's boots

Takes hoodie off in class and places it on the back of chair. goes up front to turn in test and leave, suddenly realize you didn't pick up your hoodie there's no going back now. RIP FAVORITE HOODIE

Takes hoodie off in class and places it on the back of chair. goes up front to turn in test and leave, suddenly realize you didn't pick up your hoodie there's no going back now.
RIP FAVORITE HOODIE    Socially Awkward Penguin

Says "mmmm" in the stacks. Someone replies with the same noise. It's a freshman

Says

daydreaming in class. realize you do not know how long drool has been dangling on chin.

daydreaming in class. realize you do not know how long drool has been dangling on chin.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Talking to black person, trying not to sound like making an effort to not sound racist says something racist

Talking to black person, trying not to sound like making an effort to not sound racist says something racist  Socially Awkward Penguin
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