Socially Awkward Penguin

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Texted friend from college that I saw his fat doppelganger It was actually him

Texted friend from college that I saw his fat doppelganger It was actually him  Socially Awkward Penguin

can't understand someone on phone just keep saying, ok

can't understand someone on phone just keep saying, ok  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Did it hurt when you fell From Tennessee?"

Posts on a subreddit for the first time Violated Rules

Posts on a subreddit for the first time Violated Rules    Socially Awkward Penguin

Won't pass a girl walking slowly on the sidewalk at night because I'm afraid she'll think I'll attack her

Won't pass a girl walking slowly on the sidewalk at night because I'm afraid she'll think I'll attack her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get a huge rush signing up for classses

Get a huge rush signing up for classses  Socially Awkward Penguin

20 MINUTES ON HOLD, THINK ITS OK TO TAKE A PISS THEY PICK UP IMMEDIATELY, LAUGH

20 MINUTES ON HOLD, THINK ITS OK TO TAKE A PISS THEY PICK UP IMMEDIATELY, LAUGH  Socially Awkward Penguin

leave store without buying anything imagine everyone thinks i'm a thief

leave store without buying anything imagine everyone thinks i'm a thief  Socially Awkward Penguin

Coworker finds out about my leg nipple posts it on reddit

Coworker finds out about my leg nipple posts it on reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin
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