Socially Awkward Penguin

"So, how was everyone's weekends?" It's Thursday today

Sees mailman coming to the door hides

Sees mailman coming to the door hides  Socially Awkward Penguin

Contributes to class discussion Replays moment in head for the rest of the day

Contributes to class discussion Replays moment in head for the rest of the day  Socially Awkward Penguin

New friend puts hand up to wave goodbye high five

New friend puts hand up to wave goodbye  high five   Socially Awkward Penguin

pretends to talk on the phone to avoid awkward silence with strangers phone starts ringing

pretends to talk on the phone to avoid awkward silence with strangers phone starts ringing    Socially Awkward Penguin

Realized the Urinal I am at is unusually small stares at penis. "Holy Shit This thing is small"

Realized the Urinal I am at is unusually small stares at penis.

Accidentally touches a girl's chest trying to get to a bus seat "Sorry, i thought you were a guy"

Accidentally touches a girl's chest trying to get to a bus seat

"Oh you take your small dog on long hikes?" "I would do the same if mine weren't so old and fat."

reaches into wallet to get tip out gives waitress condom instead

reaches into wallet to get tip out gives waitress condom instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

need to cross the street don't want the black guy ahead to think I'm racist

need to cross the street don't want the black guy ahead to think I'm racist  Socially Awkward Penguin
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