Socially Awkward Penguin

see a couple having sex on a park bench stands awkwardly near them until they finish

see a couple having sex on a park bench stands awkwardly near them until they finish  Socially Awkward Penguin

Yawns in public and eyes tear up Covers face so nobody thinks you are crying

Yawns in public and eyes tear up Covers face so nobody thinks you are crying  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Please wait while we connect you to one of our live representatives." Shit.

someone else is stretching accidentally high five them

someone else is stretching accidentally high five them  Socially Awkward Penguin

makes a "New in town" post on local subreddit to try and make friends Lived here for 12 years

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pretends to text at traffic light to avoid eye contact with other drivers

pretends to text at traffic light to avoid eye contact with other drivers  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to counter meme an upper classmen gets no likes because his meme sucks.

Tries to counter meme an upper classmen gets no likes because his meme sucks.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Realizes he will get to stop sign same time as you rolls to stop slowly to avoid making eye contact

Realizes he will get to stop sign same time as you rolls to stop slowly to avoid making eye contact     Socially Awkward Penguin

Parents have guests over Hides

Parents have guests over Hides  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wait all day to take shit so no one's around Janitor starts cleaning restroom

Wait all day to take shit so no one's around Janitor starts cleaning restroom  Socially Awkward Penguin
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