Socially Awkward Penguin

doesn't exhale when kissing in case of bad breath

doesn't exhale when kissing in case of bad breath    Socially Awkward Penguin

Asks if has children to spoil at Christmas Actually asks if has children spoiling Christmas

Asks if has children to spoil at Christmas Actually asks if has children spoiling Christmas  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Ha! That John is such an idiot" "Oh.." "Hi There, John"

Wears headphones doesn't have an ipod

Wears headphones doesn't have an ipod  Socially Awkward Penguin

Asks if girlfriend wants to try dry humping over text

Asks if girlfriend wants to try dry humping over text  Socially Awkward Penguin

*Gets called up to the office* Class:"Who? Who is that? I don't know."

*Gets called up to the office* Class:

GOES FOR A FART POOPS

GOES FOR A FART POOPS  Socially Awkward Penguin

Leaves class to take a dump Comes back to class and "ends fake call" So people think you were on the phone

Leaves class to take a dump  Comes back to class and

send text without spell-checking it first feel like badass

send text without spell-checking it first feel like badass  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hint of sex in a movie Instant boner

Hint of sex in a movie Instant boner  Socially Awkward Penguin
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