Socially Awkward Penguin

Says goodbye to acquaintance in store later stands next to said acquaintance for 5 minutes in the checkout

Says goodbye to acquaintance in store later stands next to said acquaintance for 5 minutes in the checkout  Socially Awkward Penguin

Asks coworker if they know where John Smith sits Coworker is John Smith

Asks coworker if they know where John Smith sits Coworker is John Smith    Socially Awkward Penguin

Look away from someone a millisecond after they look at you

Look away from someone  a millisecond after they look at you  Socially Awkward Penguin

The person walking in front of you goes into the bathroom i guess i can hold it

The person walking in front of you goes into the bathroom i guess i can hold it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Exposes largest secret on /r/askreddit receives one comment upvote and deletes it

Exposes largest secret on /r/askreddit receives one comment upvote and deletes it  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets skype call from girlfriend Puts in gum to mask my bad breath

gets skype call from girlfriend Puts in gum to mask my bad breath    Socially Awkward Penguin

Asked if I believe in god Respond with, "Oh god no!"

Asked if I believe in god Respond with,

Records New Voicemail greeting 18 times

Records New 
Voicemail greeting 18 times  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally drop an item on the street Pick it up and drop ten more items

Accidentally drop an item on the street Pick it up and drop ten more items  Socially Awkward Penguin

Bus still within jogging distance I'll just wait for the next one

Bus still within jogging distance I'll just wait for the next one  Socially Awkward Penguin
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