Socially Awkward Penguin

Stares at phone to avoid eye contact on elevator Gets off on wrong floor

Stares at phone to avoid eye contact on elevator  Gets off on wrong floor  Socially Awkward Penguin

Other people are already eating here "I'll have that to go"

Other people are already eating here

wants to meet women to date no clue where to meet women or how to date

wants to meet women to date no clue where to meet women or how to date  Socially Awkward Penguin

See people I know In dream "Quick, wake up before they see me"

See people I know In dream

doesn't want to seem egotistic fake washes hands while checking self out

doesn't want to seem egotistic fake washes hands while checking self out  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Have a happy birthday!" "Thanks, you too"

Sees another guy wearing a towel *winks*

Sees another guy wearing a towel *winks*  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pulls up to a red light Turns down blaring music

Pulls up to a red light Turns down blaring music  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hot girl offers to sleep in your bed with you Sleeps on floor

Hot girl offers to sleep in your bed with you Sleeps on floor  Socially Awkward Penguin

has conversation with attractive girl accidentally spits on her while talking

has conversation with attractive girl accidentally spits on her while talking  Socially Awkward Penguin
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