Socially Awkward Penguin

Lady Cashier hands back money Thank you sir

Lady Cashier hands back money Thank you sir  Socially Awkward Penguin

get the iphone to facetime nobody wants to see your face

get the iphone to facetime nobody wants to see your face  Socially Awkward Penguin

Approached by homeless man "No thanks, I'm full"

Approached by homeless man

Turns off car at red light to save gas Has panic attack thinking about what other drivers are thinking

Turns off car at red light to save gas  Has panic attack thinking about what other drivers are thinking   Socially Awkward Penguin

too shy to talk to women disgusted with the way women try to come on to men

too shy to talk to women disgusted with the way women try to come on to men  Socially Awkward Penguin

reads comment about wife leaving doesn't upvote in fear people will think you liked that it happened

reads comment about wife leaving doesn't upvote in fear people will think you liked that it happened  Socially Awkward Penguin

Practices impeccable british accent alone Comes out italian, scottish, pakistani, and german in front of anyone else

Practices impeccable british accent alone Comes out italian, scottish, pakistani, and german in front of anyone else  Socially Awkward Penguin

Flushes toilet in public bathroom as someone walks in. Stays in stall till they leave.

Flushes toilet in public bathroom as someone walks in.  Stays in stall till they leave.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Sitting on a public toilet waiting for all strangers to go out before he unleashes the dump

Sitting on a public toilet   waiting for all strangers to go out before he unleashes the dump  Socially Awkward Penguin

found out new coworker couldnt see out of her left eye after inviting her to a new 3D movie

found out new coworker couldnt see out of her left eye after inviting her to a new 3D movie  Socially Awkward Penguin
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