Socially Awkward Penguin

"Ring bell for service" Too scared it will come off as rude

Trips on own feet "Sorry."

Trips on own feet

Scanner won't read ticket... Me: Alright, you're good...

Scanner won't read ticket... Me: 
Alright, you're good...  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend asks you to hold his child "Im ill"

Friend asks you to hold his child

Makes a post on Reddit Checks every minute to see if there are comments

Makes a post on Reddit Checks every minute to see if there are comments  Socially Awkward Penguin

Notices we're browsing advice animals, laughing at same post. Says nothing.

Notices we're browsing advice animals, laughing at same post. Says nothing.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone compliments you quick! quick! search for return compliment!!

Someone compliments you quick!  quick!  search for return compliment!!  Socially Awkward Penguin

I'll have a Big Mac meal. Oh and can I get that to go?

I'll have a Big Mac meal. Oh and can I get that to go?  Socially Awkward Penguin

I'm Stroke seat and i dont know the coxswain Fuck

I'm Stroke seat and  i dont know the coxswain Fuck    Socially Awkward Penguin

all stalls are full? didnt have to pee any way

all stalls are full?
 didnt have to pee any way  Socially Awkward Penguin
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