Socially Awkward Penguin

"looks like a 2nd grader sent you letter" "It's from my grandma, she has parkinson's"

has to be set up on blind date for a party He brings a friend...

has to be set up on blind date for a party He brings a friend...  Socially Awkward Penguin

First Post adrenaline rush

First Post adrenaline rush   Socially Awkward Penguin

lean over and jokingly, creepily whisper "rape" to friend she was raped last year

lean over and jokingly, creepily whisper

Arrived 15 minutes late for appointment Walk around block to waste time

Arrived 15 minutes late for appointment Walk around block to waste time  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I feel so empty inside" Well Technically...... respectful, intelligent, unselfish, and aware of how ignorant and shitty most people are.

"You should shave" "You should spend more time on your make up"

Someone is outside the toilet Better turn on the tap

Someone is outside the toilet Better turn on the tap  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to throw snowball at younger brother. Misses brother and hits old lady instead

Tries to throw snowball at younger brother. Misses brother and hits old lady instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

When talking to someone who just had a family Member die. HIM: "How are you?" ME: "Oh, you know. I'm alive."

When talking to someone who just had a family Member die. HIM:
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